1 00:00:37,266 --> 00:00:41,437 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground home. 2 00:00:41,938 --> 00:00:43,523 I gathered here, in front of me... 3 00:00:44,023 --> 00:00:46,651 The biggest killers of the world... 4 00:00:47,151 --> 00:00:52,365 but you all failed when they tried to kill Austin Powers. 5 00:00:52,907 --> 00:00:56,327 That makes me upset, and when Dr. Evil gets upset... 6 00:00:56,535 --> 00:00:58,621 Mr. Bigglesworth is distraught. 7 00:00:59,163 --> 00:01:02,291 and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets disturbed... 8 00:01:02,792 --> 00:01:04,377 There are people who die! 9 00:01:11,133 --> 00:01:14,261 Why do I have to be surrounded of idiots? 10 00:01:21,894 --> 00:01:24,688 Mustafa, Frau Farbissina... 11 00:01:24,688 --> 00:01:27,316 I spared your lives because I need you... 12 00:01:27,816 --> 00:01:30,444 para me ajudarem a livrar o mundo do maior agente secreto da Inglaterra... 13 00:01:30,444 --> 00:01:33,531 the only man that can stop me now. 14 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:36,450 Temos de matar o Austin Powers! 15 00:02:16,081 --> 00:02:17,966 Vamos l�, queridas, trabalhem comigo! 16 00:02:18,766 --> 00:02:20,701 Show me love. 17 00:02:25,499 --> 00:02:27,042 Oh, behave yourself. 18 00:02:28,835 --> 00:02:30,921 It's Austin Powers! 19 00:02:51,232 --> 00:02:52,817 It's Austin Powers! 20 00:03:47,329 --> 00:03:49,081 Hello, Mrs. Kensington. 21 00:03:49,115 --> 00:03:50,815 Hi, Austin. 22 00:03:51,301 --> 00:03:53,944 Why don't you ever let me photograph you, Mrs. Kensington? 23 00:03:54,294 --> 00:03:57,215 Sabes o que o Mr. Kensington think about it. 24 00:03:57,765 --> 00:03:59,850 Oh, behave yourself. 25 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:14,498 Hi, Austin. I am Basil Exposition dos servi�os secretos Ingleses. 26 00:04:14,648 --> 00:04:17,884 We just found out that Dr. Evil... 27 00:04:17,934 --> 00:04:19,912 plans a trap for himself tonight... 28 00:04:19,962 --> 00:04:23,090 at Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swinger's Club... 29 00:04:23,190 --> 00:04:24,733 here in London. 30 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:26,418 Let's be there. 31 00:04:44,386 --> 00:04:45,429 Here we go. 32 00:04:54,228 --> 00:04:56,456 Austin, it's a dancing crowd. 33 00:04:56,856 --> 00:04:59,834 It's because of me, baby, and it blows my mind! 34 00:05:21,281 --> 00:05:22,704 Would you like something to drink, Mr. Powers? 35 00:05:22,724 --> 00:05:23,467 Of course! 36 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:26,502 Austin, we have to look for Dr. Evil. 37 00:05:26,752 --> 00:05:30,123 Wait. I have an idea. 38 00:05:31,066 --> 00:05:33,644 Austin! Why did you hit that woman? 39 00:05:34,194 --> 00:05:35,779 See this. 40 00:05:36,779 --> 00:05:38,214 It's not a woman. 41 00:05:38,264 --> 00:05:39,849 It's a man. 42 00:05:42,569 --> 00:05:44,863 He is one of Dr. Evil's killers. 43 00:05:45,906 --> 00:05:47,991 Careful! He has a knife! 44 00:05:53,205 --> 00:05:55,081 Good job, Mrs. Kensington. 45 00:05:55,081 --> 00:05:56,124 Get up! 46 00:05:57,876 --> 00:06:00,503 Where is Dr. Evil? 47 00:06:03,689 --> 00:06:05,174 There he is. 48 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,303 Let's go. 49 00:06:14,059 --> 00:06:16,644 This time I got you, Dr. Evil. 50 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,229 It hasn't happened like this yet. 51 00:06:18,229 --> 00:06:19,772 Come, Mr. Bigglesworth! 52 00:06:21,357 --> 00:06:24,486 See you in the future, Mr Powers. 53 00:06:27,614 --> 00:06:30,742 My God! He's freezing. 54 00:06:57,810 --> 00:06:59,645 And that's how Dr. Evil escaped... 55 00:06:59,895 --> 00:07:01,980 and froze cryogenically... 56 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,508 to return when the reign of free love ended... 57 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,486 and greed and corruption send it again. 58 00:07:08,335 --> 00:07:12,335 1997 - 30 years later 59 00:07:24,148 --> 00:07:24,934 Yes ? 60 00:07:25,262 --> 00:07:26,255 Commander Gilmour? 61 00:07:26,305 --> 00:07:27,098 It's himself. 62 00:07:27,348 --> 00:07:29,383 Here is Ritter from Southwest Command. 63 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:31,912 We have a problem with a foreign object... 64 00:07:31,962 --> 00:07:33,739 which has an unorthodox entry angle. 65 00:07:33,790 --> 00:07:35,182 What does that mean, son? 66 00:07:36,932 --> 00:07:38,968 It seems that It has the shape of Big Boy. 67 00:07:39,018 --> 00:07:41,503 My God. He came back. 68 00:07:42,303 --> 00:07:44,681 Be that as it may, Big Boy never disappeared, sir. 69 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:46,809 He always offered us high quality meals... 70 00:07:46,859 --> 00:07:48,402 at competitive prices. 71 00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:49,445 Shut up. 72 00:07:49,445 --> 00:07:52,072 Should I call Tac HQ to intercept it? 73 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,616 What is his current position? 74 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,243 I'm detecting it over Nevada. 75 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:59,129 Oh my God! Big Boy is gone! 76 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,271 Listen, son... 77 00:08:00,571 --> 00:08:03,357 I want you to forget what you saw here today. 78 00:08:04,743 --> 00:08:07,278 Phillips, call the President. 79 00:08:07,713 --> 00:08:10,991 Prepare the plane, bring me my suitcase... 80 00:08:11,884 --> 00:08:14,619 and feed my fish. 81 00:08:15,012 --> 00:08:16,154 Not much. 82 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:20,225 I'm going to London, England. 83 00:08:25,439 --> 00:08:27,524 Powers offered to freeze... 84 00:08:27,524 --> 00:08:29,610 in the case of Dr. Evil return. 85 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,195 I hope your man is good. 86 00:08:32,695 --> 00:08:37,624 We don't want to have to bail you out again like in...the 2nd world war. 87 00:08:39,494 --> 00:08:41,579 This is our celebrity gallery. 88 00:08:52,677 --> 00:08:53,720 Please. 89 00:08:54,762 --> 00:08:56,848 Who is Austin Powers? 90 00:08:57,348 --> 00:09:00,476 The greatest spy in the world, irresistible for women... 91 00:09:00,476 --> 00:09:04,705 deadly to your enemies, a legend in his time. 92 00:09:06,232 --> 00:09:09,360 Attention. Step one: start of laser cutting. 93 00:09:11,974 --> 00:09:14,059 Complete laser cutting. 94 00:09:24,929 --> 00:09:29,400 Step Two: Heat the Liquid Phase starting. 95 00:09:32,970 --> 00:09:35,806 Complete heating. 96 00:09:36,556 --> 00:09:40,727 Step three: begin resuscitation. 97 00:09:42,812 --> 00:09:45,398 Complete resuscitation. 98 00:09:48,282 --> 00:09:51,410 Step Four: start cleaning. 99 00:09:56,623 --> 00:09:58,167 Complete cleaning. 100 00:10:21,648 --> 00:10:25,819 Step Five: begin evacuation. 101 00:10:55,015 --> 00:10:57,100 Complete evacuation-- 102 00:11:25,253 --> 00:11:27,338 Where am I? 103 00:11:28,381 --> 00:11:29,924 At the Ministry of Defense. 104 00:11:29,924 --> 00:11:32,552 It's 1997. 105 00:11:32,552 --> 00:11:35,138 You've been frozen for 30 years. 106 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,723 Who are these people? 107 00:11:36,723 --> 00:11:38,808 The scream It's a temporary effect... 108 00:11:38,808 --> 00:11:40,893 of the defrosting process. 109 00:11:40,893 --> 00:11:42,979 Yes. I have difficulty in controlling... 110 00:11:42,979 --> 00:11:45,064 the volume of my voice! 111 00:11:46,107 --> 00:11:49,235 This is Commander Gilmour, US Strategic Command... 112 00:11:49,235 --> 00:11:52,363 and General Borschevsky, Russian intelligence. 113 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,448 Are you crazy? 114 00:11:54,949 --> 00:11:57,577 A lot happened since it was frozen. 115 00:11:57,577 --> 00:11:59,120 The Cold War is over. 116 00:12:00,705 --> 00:12:03,833 Finally, these capitalist pigs They will pay for their crimes. 117 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:04,875 Eh, comrades? 118 00:12:05,776 --> 00:12:07,911 Austin, we won. 119 00:12:08,004 --> 00:12:11,132 Fix. Long live capitalism. 120 00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:16,846 Mr Powers, the president is worried. 121 00:12:16,846 --> 00:12:18,931 There is a very bad person on the loose in Nevada. 122 00:12:19,203 --> 00:12:21,203 Doctor Evil... 123 00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:22,601 When do I start? 124 00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:23,944 Immediately. 125 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,330 Go to work with Miss Kensington. 126 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,415 Mrs Kensington! 127 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:32,086 Austin, Mrs Kensington retired some time ago. 128 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,372 Miss Kensington is her daughter. 129 00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:38,242 Here she is. 130 00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:44,498 Vanessa She is one of our best agents. 131 00:12:50,212 --> 00:12:52,840 My God, Vanessa has an incredible body... 132 00:12:53,882 --> 00:12:55,968 and I bet she rolls like a bitch. 133 00:12:57,511 --> 00:13:00,139 How do you explain to me that because of the defrosting... 134 00:13:00,139 --> 00:13:03,267 Can't have an intimate monologue? 135 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,480 I hope I didn't say that out loud. 136 00:13:12,651 --> 00:13:16,280 Mr. Powers, my work will be adapting it to the 90s. 137 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,950 A lot has changed since 1967. 138 00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:21,493 It doesn't matter, since people... 139 00:13:21,493 --> 00:13:24,621 still have promiscuous sex, with several partners,... 140 00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:25,664 without protection... 141 00:13:25,664 --> 00:13:29,334 and at the same time take hallucinogenic drugs... 142 00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:31,420 without thinking about the consequences... 143 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:33,505 I'll be fine. 144 00:13:38,701 --> 00:13:40,786 Property of Danger Powers. 145 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:43,914 In fact, my name is Austin Powers. 146 00:13:43,914 --> 00:13:45,999 It says here "Name: Danger Powers." 147 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,213 Danger is my middle name. 148 00:13:52,256 --> 00:13:54,791 Austin Danger Powers... 149 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,212 a crushed blue velvet outfit... 150 00:13:59,555 --> 00:14:01,098 A lace tie... 151 00:14:01,098 --> 00:14:02,140 Here it is. 152 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:05,811 A silver medallion with the masculine symbol... 153 00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:08,397 a pair of Italian boots... 154 00:14:08,397 --> 00:14:09,439 Good morning. 155 00:14:09,439 --> 00:14:10,482 A vinyl record... 156 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:14,152 Burt Bacharach plays his hits... 157 00:14:15,195 --> 00:14:19,866 A penis extender made in Sweden... 158 00:14:21,552 --> 00:14:22,844 That's not mine. 159 00:14:22,994 --> 00:14:27,357 A receipt for the purchase of penis extender... 160 00:14:27,608 --> 00:14:29,393 signed by Austin Powers. 161 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:32,028 I'm telling you, baby, That's not mine. 162 00:14:32,379 --> 00:14:35,006 A warranty card for the extender... 163 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:38,777 Filled by Austin Powers. 164 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,363 I don't even know what that is. 165 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,048 I don't use this type of things, baby. 166 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:45,119 A book: The Extender of Penis Suão and I... 167 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:48,297 (I use this type of things, baby)... 168 00:14:49,247 --> 00:14:51,332 by Austin Powers. 169 00:14:53,733 --> 00:14:55,360 Sign the form. 170 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:56,096 It's fine. 171 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,774 I will sign, just so I can get things done. 172 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,859 You're cool, baby. 173 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:04,045 Listen, Mr. Powers. 174 00:15:04,545 --> 00:15:06,130 I'm anxious for working with you... 175 00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:09,258 but do me a favor, stop calling me baby. 176 00:15:09,259 --> 00:15:12,037 Can you treat me for... Agent Kensington. 177 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,822 Oh, come on. 178 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,500 Okay, so...Vanessa. 179 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,835 Was it that difficult? 180 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,263 Come. We must leave immediately. 181 00:15:22,513 --> 00:15:24,691 We maintain your plane exactly as you left it. 182 00:15:24,741 --> 00:15:26,827 He waits for you at Heathrow Airport. 183 00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:29,763 My plane! Shocking, baby! 184 00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:33,240 Sorry. 185 00:15:39,254 --> 00:15:40,639 Quick. 186 00:15:56,237 --> 00:15:58,322 Gentlemen, welcome to my underground home. 187 00:15:59,365 --> 00:16:01,951 30 years have passed, but I came back. 188 00:16:01,951 --> 00:16:04,579 Everything went perfectly as per plan... 189 00:16:04,579 --> 00:16:06,664 except one thing... 190 00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:09,792 due to a technical error from Mustafa... 191 00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:13,963 Complications arose in the defrosting process. 192 00:16:13,963 --> 00:16:16,048 But the project was perfect. 193 00:16:17,091 --> 00:16:19,176 See what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth! 194 00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:23,940 But, Dr. Evil, we were unable to anticipate... 195 00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:27,118 feline complications in the resuscitation process... 196 00:16:27,218 --> 00:16:28,503 Silence! 197 00:16:36,902 --> 00:16:39,488 Let this serve as a warning to you... 198 00:16:39,488 --> 00:16:42,116 This organization will not tolerate failure. 199 00:16:47,872 --> 00:16:50,707 Gentlemen, let's get back to work. 200 00:16:55,129 --> 00:16:56,714 We have a lot of work to do. 201 00:16:56,714 --> 00:16:58,799 Someone help me! 202 00:16:59,299 --> 00:17:02,970 I'm still alive, just very burnt. 203 00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:06,598 I know some of you... 204 00:17:06,598 --> 00:17:08,976 others I see them for the first time. 205 00:17:09,226 --> 00:17:11,311 Someone! Anyone! 206 00:17:12,354 --> 00:17:16,525 Can you call an ambulance? I'm feeling a lot of pain. 207 00:17:17,025 --> 00:17:18,610 You were gathered here to form... 208 00:17:19,111 --> 00:17:19,653 Excuse me. 209 00:17:21,738 --> 00:17:22,781 He's down there. 210 00:17:22,781 --> 00:17:26,952 No, not dead...very burned. 211 00:17:32,165 --> 00:17:34,343 If someone could open the door down here... 212 00:17:34,393 --> 00:17:35,436 I could leave. 213 00:17:35,836 --> 00:17:37,922 I was the one who designed this... 214 00:17:40,107 --> 00:17:42,192 Great. I'm glad you found me. Listen... 215 00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:45,720 I'm seriously burned, if I could... 216 00:17:46,763 --> 00:17:48,849 You shot me! 217 00:17:48,849 --> 00:17:49,891 Continuing... 218 00:17:49,891 --> 00:17:51,977 You shot me in the arm! 219 00:18:06,074 --> 00:18:08,160 Let me introduce you. 220 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,203 Frau Farbissina, 221 00:18:10,203 --> 00:18:13,873 from the militant wing of the Salvation Army. 222 00:18:14,374 --> 00:18:19,730 Random Task, Korean former wrestler, of extraordinary fighting power. 223 00:18:19,915 --> 00:18:23,750 Random Task, show them what you're capable of. 224 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:40,984 Patty O'Brien, Former Irish assassin. 225 00:18:41,484 --> 00:18:43,569 Your brand... a superstitious man... 226 00:18:43,569 --> 00:18:47,240 He leaves a memory of your bracelet... 227 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,783 in everyone he kills. 228 00:18:48,783 --> 00:18:51,411 Scotland Yard I would like to know... 229 00:18:51,411 --> 00:18:52,453 of these tests. 230 00:18:54,139 --> 00:18:56,624 They are always behind my bracelet. 231 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,016 Why do they laugh at me When do I say this? 232 00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:07,351 They're always after my bracelet! 233 00:19:08,094 --> 00:19:09,136 What? 234 00:19:09,979 --> 00:19:13,107 It's a television advertisement... 235 00:19:13,508 --> 00:19:15,093 with a drawing of a leper... 236 00:19:15,393 --> 00:19:18,221 and all the children they try to hunt him... 237 00:19:18,221 --> 00:19:19,263 Hey, leper man! 238 00:19:19,563 --> 00:19:21,649 You won't give it to me your bracelet?” 239 00:19:22,692 --> 00:19:25,820 And with little marshmallow figures... 240 00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:27,905 placed in cereals... 241 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:29,990 when people eat them, think... 242 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:32,076 Oh, this is sweet. I'm having fun!" 243 00:19:35,204 --> 00:19:37,790 Finally, I present to you my number two man. 244 00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:39,375 Your name is... 245 00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:41,460 Number Two. 246 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:44,588 For 30 years, Number Two controlled Virtuacon... 247 00:19:44,588 --> 00:19:47,716 the legitimate face of my evil Empire. 248 00:19:48,759 --> 00:19:51,887 Doctor Evil, during these 30 years... 249 00:19:51,887 --> 00:19:55,015 Virtuacon has grown like never. 250 00:19:56,058 --> 00:19:59,729 About 15 years ago, we passed of volatile chemicals... 251 00:20:00,229 --> 00:20:02,314 for the communications industry. 252 00:20:03,357 --> 00:20:05,442 We have cable companies in 38 states. 253 00:20:05,442 --> 00:20:07,528 We have a steel mill in Cleveland... 254 00:20:07,528 --> 00:20:11,698 Ships in Texas, Oil refineries in Seattle... 255 00:20:11,698 --> 00:20:13,784 and a factory in Chicago... 256 00:20:13,784 --> 00:20:16,912 who makes miniatures of factories. 257 00:20:16,912 --> 00:20:17,955 Naturally. 258 00:20:18,997 --> 00:20:20,040 Gentlemen... 259 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,168 I have a plan. 260 00:20:33,595 --> 00:20:35,188 It's called "Blackmail". 261 00:20:35,681 --> 00:20:38,809 As you know, the English royal family... 262 00:20:38,809 --> 00:20:41,395 She is the richest land owner in the world. 263 00:20:41,395 --> 00:20:44,215 Or the royal family pay us... 264 00:20:44,265 --> 00:20:45,501 an exorbitant amount of money... 265 00:20:45,751 --> 00:20:47,736 or we'll make it seem that Prince Charles... 266 00:20:47,736 --> 00:20:50,221 had an affair outside of marriage... 267 00:20:50,321 --> 00:20:53,949 which would lead to divorce. 268 00:20:57,577 --> 00:20:59,663 Prince Charles had an affair... 269 00:20:59,663 --> 00:21:02,341 he admitted, and now they are divorced. 270 00:21:02,491 --> 00:21:05,119 Okay, guys, you have to tell me these things, okay? 271 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:08,304 I've been frozen for 30 years, okay? 272 00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:11,575 Tell me anything! 273 00:21:12,075 --> 00:21:15,203 I'm the boss. I need this information. 274 00:21:16,246 --> 00:21:17,139 Okay, no problem. 275 00:21:18,231 --> 00:21:19,274 Here's my background. 276 00:21:19,474 --> 00:21:22,602 In the sixties, I developed a machine that changes the weather... 277 00:21:22,602 --> 00:21:26,773 a sophisticated heating beam called "laser." 278 00:21:26,773 --> 00:21:30,944 With these "lasers" let's make a hole... 279 00:21:30,944 --> 00:21:33,029 in the protective layer that covers the world... 280 00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:36,157 which is called "ozone layer". 281 00:21:36,157 --> 00:21:39,786 Slowly, ultraviolet rays will pass through the layer... 282 00:21:39,786 --> 00:21:42,413 increasing the risk of skin cancer. 283 00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:49,712 This is if the world doesn't give us pay a lot of money. 284 00:21:54,926 --> 00:21:57,011 This also happened. 285 00:21:58,797 --> 00:21:59,839 Shit. 286 00:22:01,725 --> 00:22:03,310 Oh, devil, let's do it what we always did... 287 00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:06,638 we stole some nuclear weapons and we hold the world hostage. 288 00:22:07,438 --> 00:22:09,524 Gentlemen, It caught my attention that... 289 00:22:09,524 --> 00:22:11,609 a small Russian republic, Kreplachistan... 290 00:22:11,609 --> 00:22:13,694 will transfer nuclear weapons... 291 00:22:14,195 --> 00:22:15,780 for the United Nations within a few days. 292 00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:17,865 The plan is this: 293 00:22:18,408 --> 00:22:22,579 We capture the weapons and we ask in return... 294 00:22:23,521 --> 00:22:26,749 One million dollars! 295 00:22:29,835 --> 00:22:32,463 Don't you think we could ask... 296 00:22:32,463 --> 00:22:34,398 more than a million dollars? 297 00:22:34,449 --> 00:22:37,869 A million is not exactly a lot of money nowadays. 298 00:22:38,019 --> 00:22:41,848 Virtuacon alone yields 9 billion euros per year. 299 00:22:42,048 --> 00:22:43,383 Seriously? 300 00:22:43,433 --> 00:22:44,475 This is much more. 301 00:22:45,518 --> 00:22:46,811 OK then. 302 00:22:47,103 --> 00:22:49,189 We will ask the world... 303 00:22:51,032 --> 00:22:54,717 one hundred billion dollars! 304 00:22:59,573 --> 00:23:01,659 This plane is very shocking, isn't it? 305 00:23:01,659 --> 00:23:03,744 When we got on this plane nothing... 306 00:23:03,744 --> 00:23:05,829 can get in our way, baby! 307 00:23:06,872 --> 00:23:08,957 I need you to sign these release forms. 308 00:23:08,957 --> 00:23:10,000 Release forms? 309 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,578 Not officially working for the Ministry of Defense... 310 00:23:12,628 --> 00:23:14,714 and these forms compensate the ministry for... 311 00:23:15,014 --> 00:23:17,099 any problem that occurs in the name of duty. 312 00:23:18,142 --> 00:23:20,227 Problems? But that wouldn't be... 313 00:23:20,227 --> 00:23:23,355 What does an Agent International does? 314 00:23:25,441 --> 00:23:28,569 Name: Austin...Danger Powers. 315 00:23:28,569 --> 00:23:30,654 Sex: Yes, please! 316 00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:34,425 How does a girl like you... 317 00:23:34,425 --> 00:23:36,510 went to work at the Ministry of Defense? 318 00:23:36,510 --> 00:23:39,638 Well, I went to Oxford... 319 00:23:39,638 --> 00:23:41,724 Where it was good in several areas... 320 00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:43,809 but I specialized in foreign languages. 321 00:23:43,809 --> 00:23:45,895 I really wanted to travel. 322 00:23:45,895 --> 00:23:47,980 You know, get to know the world. 323 00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:49,023 This is fascinating, Vanessa. 324 00:23:49,023 --> 00:23:51,358 Listen, why don't we go back there and eat ourselves? 325 00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:52,501 What? 326 00:23:52,651 --> 00:23:54,136 I was frozen for 30 years. 327 00:23:54,136 --> 00:23:56,222 I have to know if my parts are still working. 328 00:23:56,822 --> 00:23:57,864 As? 329 00:23:57,964 --> 00:23:59,450 My taco. 330 00:23:59,550 --> 00:24:00,292 Sorry... 331 00:24:00,392 --> 00:24:02,628 My sausage and eggs, my cucumber with tomatoes. 332 00:24:03,178 --> 00:24:04,813 Hello, guys, are you still alive? 333 00:24:04,863 --> 00:24:06,649 Mr. Powers, please. 334 00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:09,827 I liked that focus on our mission... 335 00:24:10,177 --> 00:24:12,262 and let your libido rest. 336 00:24:13,305 --> 00:24:17,326 Can I show you something? 337 00:24:32,173 --> 00:24:35,302 I won't bite...hard. 338 00:24:40,715 --> 00:24:41,758 It's fine. 339 00:24:43,843 --> 00:24:46,971 Let me ask you something, and just honest. 340 00:24:49,057 --> 00:24:51,142 Do I make you crazy? 341 00:24:55,313 --> 00:24:58,441 I hope it's part of the defrosting process. 342 00:24:58,441 --> 00:24:59,484 Oh, turbulence! Give me that! 343 00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:02,612 I fell! 344 00:25:03,112 --> 00:25:04,697 Oh, I fell again! 345 00:25:08,368 --> 00:25:11,046 I will never have sex with you, ever! 346 00:25:11,296 --> 00:25:12,839 Even if it was the last man on Earth... 347 00:25:12,939 --> 00:25:14,324 and I was the last woman... 348 00:25:14,324 --> 00:25:15,467 and the future of humanity... 349 00:25:15,567 --> 00:25:18,195 it depended on us having sex to procreate... 350 00:25:18,595 --> 00:25:20,830 Even so I wouldn't have sex with you. 351 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,566 What do you mean? 352 00:25:41,734 --> 00:25:44,862 Remember when we froze your semen? 353 00:25:44,862 --> 00:25:46,948 You said that If I didn't come back... 354 00:25:46,948 --> 00:25:49,033 we should try make a baby of your own... 355 00:25:49,033 --> 00:25:50,576 so a part of you would live forever. 356 00:25:50,576 --> 00:25:51,619 Of course. 357 00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:56,832 After a few years, we got a little impatient. 358 00:25:57,433 --> 00:26:01,646 Doctor Evil, I want you to meet your son. 359 00:26:01,846 --> 00:26:02,888 My son? 360 00:26:04,674 --> 00:26:05,716 Scott! 361 00:26:14,631 --> 00:26:15,781 Hi, Scott. 362 00:26:18,187 --> 00:26:19,772 I am your father. 363 00:26:25,286 --> 00:26:27,713 I've never seen you in my entire life... 364 00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:30,841 and now you come back and are you hoping for a relationship? 365 00:26:31,784 --> 00:26:32,919 I hate you. 366 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:37,640 What? 367 00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:39,383 Can I hug you? 368 00:26:40,376 --> 00:26:41,576 No. 369 00:26:42,611 --> 00:26:43,696 -Give me a hug. -Never. 370 00:26:43,754 --> 00:26:44,446 Come here. 371 00:26:44,496 --> 00:26:45,390 I'm not going there. 372 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:46,524 -Come on. -He forgets. 373 00:26:46,724 --> 00:26:47,917 -Now. -What are you doing? 374 00:26:48,967 --> 00:26:51,053 I'm with you. 375 00:27:05,650 --> 00:27:07,836 Don't look at me like I was Frankenstein. 376 00:27:07,936 --> 00:27:09,521 Give your father a hug. 377 00:27:10,864 --> 00:27:12,407 Hey, don't touch me! 378 00:27:12,949 --> 00:27:14,492 Hug... 379 00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:17,120 Stay away from me, crazy! 380 00:27:33,803 --> 00:27:35,889 Long live Las Vegas, baby! 381 00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:49,444 Welcome to Las Vegas, sir. 382 00:27:54,657 --> 00:27:56,743 Which side of the bed do you want? 383 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:58,828 You will sleep on the couch. 384 00:27:58,828 --> 00:28:02,449 In fact, I want to remind you... 385 00:28:02,499 --> 00:28:04,084 that the only reason to be in the same room... 386 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:05,227 It's to keep the idea... 387 00:28:05,427 --> 00:28:06,770 that we are a couple on vacation. 388 00:28:08,212 --> 00:28:11,183 Let's eat each other now, or after? 389 00:28:11,683 --> 00:28:12,726 How do you want? 390 00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:14,569 Do you like to take a shower before... 391 00:28:14,869 --> 00:28:17,497 you know, whore bath? 392 00:28:17,597 --> 00:28:20,725 Before work, I like to give my instrument... 393 00:28:20,725 --> 00:28:21,767 a little warm-up. 394 00:28:23,853 --> 00:28:24,896 I am joking. 395 00:28:24,996 --> 00:28:27,188 Just trying cheer you up... 396 00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:29,016 for some fun. 397 00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:31,652 Let's unpack our bags. 398 00:28:39,493 --> 00:28:40,536 Nerd alert! 399 00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:57,219 How did this get here? 400 00:28:57,219 --> 00:28:59,805 Someone is deceiving me. 401 00:28:59,805 --> 00:29:02,433 Honestly, it's not mine. 402 00:29:02,433 --> 00:29:03,475 Hey Americans! 403 00:29:04,518 --> 00:29:05,561 Taste the wine. 404 00:29:06,604 --> 00:29:07,646 Here you are. 405 00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:08,689 Do I know you? 406 00:29:08,689 --> 00:29:10,767 No, but it's where you are. You are there. 407 00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,810 Long live Las Vegas, baby. 408 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:18,716 There is a company in Las Vegas called Virtuacon... 409 00:29:18,716 --> 00:29:20,801 which may be connected to Dr. Evil. 410 00:29:21,702 --> 00:29:25,372 Many Virtuacon executives are playing at this casino. 411 00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:26,715 Fix. Let's go. 412 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,500 There's one. 413 00:29:31,829 --> 00:29:32,914 Excuse me. 414 00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:37,977 Do you mind if I play? 415 00:29:38,227 --> 00:29:39,270 No, not at all. 416 00:29:41,555 --> 00:29:43,641 The game is blackjack, gentlemen. 417 00:29:43,641 --> 00:29:45,726 Ten thousand dollars minimum bet. 418 00:29:46,226 --> 00:29:49,354 King to you, sir, and a three for you. 419 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,482 Seventeen? 420 00:30:00,224 --> 00:30:01,367 Play. 421 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:02,910 You are 17, sir. 422 00:30:04,495 --> 00:30:06,580 I like living in danger. 423 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,294 Four. Twenty-one. 424 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:19,593 Five. 425 00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:23,763 I will continue. 426 00:30:24,806 --> 00:30:27,934 I suggest you play, sir. 427 00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:33,148 I also like living with danger. 428 00:30:33,648 --> 00:30:35,233 As you wish, sir. 429 00:30:38,361 --> 00:30:39,404 The twenty beats your five. 430 00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:41,489 Excuse me, sir. 431 00:30:42,232 --> 00:30:44,217 I'm not going to lie to you. 432 00:30:44,417 --> 00:30:46,945 Cards aren't my kind of game, baby. 433 00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:49,431 Let me introduce myself... 434 00:30:50,874 --> 00:30:52,417 to me. 435 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:58,815 My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife Oprah. 436 00:31:00,801 --> 00:31:02,886 My name is Number Two. 437 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,314 This is my secretary Italian confidential. 438 00:31:05,314 --> 00:31:06,857 His name is Alotta(=A lot)... 439 00:31:07,457 --> 00:31:09,042 Alotta Fagina. 440 00:31:10,685 --> 00:31:11,478 As? 441 00:31:14,213 --> 00:31:15,199 I didn't understand. 442 00:31:15,399 --> 00:31:18,026 It seemed like saying that her name was "very"... 443 00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:20,712 Forget it. 444 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,318 What exactly does it do? Mr. Number Two? 445 00:31:26,668 --> 00:31:27,711 That's up to me. 446 00:31:29,253 --> 00:31:32,382 Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom. 447 00:31:33,624 --> 00:31:35,710 Keep an eye in Italian. 448 00:31:35,710 --> 00:31:39,130 We'll meet later at the hotel. 449 00:31:55,521 --> 00:31:57,064 You wouldn't have seen... 450 00:31:57,606 --> 00:31:59,692 nothing? 451 00:32:00,734 --> 00:32:01,777 Sorry. 452 00:32:23,674 --> 00:32:26,152 What a weird outfit that you have, friend. 453 00:32:26,202 --> 00:32:27,095 Thanks. 454 00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:28,388 Do you join the show? 455 00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:31,615 No, actually, I'm English. 456 00:32:32,015 --> 00:32:33,058 I'm sorry. 457 00:32:44,528 --> 00:32:46,071 Hey, partner? 458 00:32:46,071 --> 00:32:48,699 May it taste good to you. 459 00:33:12,681 --> 00:33:15,267 Partner, relax. Don't force it. 460 00:33:15,267 --> 00:33:18,395 It will blow your ring, lose a lung. 461 00:33:31,249 --> 00:33:35,420 Who does Number Two work for? 462 00:33:40,434 --> 00:33:43,362 That's it, partner. Show who's boss here. 463 00:33:46,047 --> 00:33:50,761 Hey, hold on tight to something, bite your lips, and send him to hell. 464 00:33:50,961 --> 00:33:53,046 We will get through this. 465 00:33:56,975 --> 00:33:58,560 That was unpleasant. 466 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,688 How about a download there? 467 00:34:08,444 --> 00:34:10,029 Jesus Christ, boy. 468 00:34:10,029 --> 00:34:13,157 What did you eat? 469 00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:25,670 Gentlemen... 470 00:34:25,670 --> 00:34:27,755 the weapons are ours. 471 00:34:28,398 --> 00:34:29,441 Call me... 472 00:34:29,441 --> 00:34:32,569 It's a secret security room of the United Nations 473 00:34:34,254 --> 00:34:36,339 Gentlemen, my name is Dr. Evil. 474 00:34:37,139 --> 00:34:39,225 Soon you will know that... 475 00:34:39,225 --> 00:34:42,353 the weapons of Kreplachistan got lost. 476 00:34:42,453 --> 00:34:46,124 If you want them back, you they will have to pay me... 477 00:34:47,567 --> 00:34:49,652 One million dollars! 478 00:34:56,851 --> 00:34:57,893 Sorry. 479 00:34:59,579 --> 00:35:01,857 One hundred billion dollars. 480 00:35:02,707 --> 00:35:04,392 Gentlemen, silence. 481 00:35:06,693 --> 00:35:07,920 Mr Evil... 482 00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:09,063 Dr Evil. 483 00:35:09,463 --> 00:35:11,691 I didn't spend six years at the evil medical school... 484 00:35:11,691 --> 00:35:14,027 to be called mister, thank you very much. 485 00:35:14,577 --> 00:35:16,905 The policy of the United Nations is... 486 00:35:17,205 --> 00:35:19,290 do not negotiate with terrorists. 487 00:35:19,991 --> 00:35:21,576 Seriously? 488 00:35:22,518 --> 00:35:23,561 Goodbye. 489 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:37,709 Gentlemen, in exactly five days, we will be 100 billion dollars richer. 490 00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:18,782 How is Austin? 491 00:36:18,782 --> 00:36:20,367 He's sleeping. 492 00:36:20,909 --> 00:36:21,845 You don't... 493 00:36:22,245 --> 00:36:23,245 No! 494 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,066 I made him sleep on the couch. 495 00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:28,494 Vanessa, I'm proud of you. 496 00:36:28,894 --> 00:36:29,936 Why? 497 00:36:30,236 --> 00:36:34,550 Because you resisted the charm of Austin Powers. 498 00:36:34,850 --> 00:36:36,735 God only knows how he tried, mother. 499 00:36:36,835 --> 00:36:39,021 I actually couldn't. 500 00:36:39,521 --> 00:36:41,949 And his teeth? It's bizarre. 501 00:36:42,162 --> 00:36:46,633 Baby, you gotta understand, in England in the 60s... 502 00:36:47,533 --> 00:36:50,312 you could be a sex symbol and have ugly teeth. 503 00:36:50,562 --> 00:36:51,897 It didn't matter. 504 00:36:52,003 --> 00:36:53,196 Have you ever...? 505 00:36:53,346 --> 00:36:55,824 I? No, of course not. 506 00:36:55,974 --> 00:36:57,759 I was married to your father. 507 00:36:57,859 --> 00:36:59,487 But did you want it? 508 00:36:59,687 --> 00:37:01,615 Austin is very charming... 509 00:37:02,515 --> 00:37:04,058 very friendly. 510 00:37:04,758 --> 00:37:06,844 He's handsome, graceful... 511 00:37:07,144 --> 00:37:08,921 has knowledge of fine wines. 512 00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:12,613 Women want him, and men want to be like him. 513 00:37:13,313 --> 00:37:16,641 He has everything an agent needs secret must have. 514 00:37:16,641 --> 00:37:18,727 Yes, but you didn't answer my question. 515 00:37:19,327 --> 00:37:20,369 I know. 516 00:37:21,512 --> 00:37:23,097 Let me say just this... 517 00:37:23,898 --> 00:37:25,975 Austin has always been the most loyal 518 00:37:26,426 --> 00:37:28,226 and loving friend I had. 519 00:37:29,454 --> 00:37:31,339 I will love him forever. 520 00:37:34,767 --> 00:37:35,910 Do you want to talk to him? 521 00:37:36,010 --> 00:37:38,096 No. It's been a long time. 522 00:37:38,296 --> 00:37:40,923 I have to turn it off, I love you. 523 00:37:41,223 --> 00:37:42,366 Bye, darling. 524 00:37:48,022 --> 00:37:50,108 A limo just arrived. 525 00:37:51,150 --> 00:37:52,193 Let me see. 526 00:37:54,278 --> 00:37:55,822 This is Dr. Evil's cat. 527 00:37:55,822 --> 00:37:57,406 How do you know? 528 00:37:57,406 --> 00:37:58,992 I never forget a... 529 00:37:59,135 --> 00:38:00,177 babe. 530 00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:04,933 Oh, no. He's gone. 531 00:38:07,962 --> 00:38:12,132 My God, Vanessa, You are incredibly beautiful. 532 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:14,668 That's right. 533 00:38:14,689 --> 00:38:16,253 Yes, yes... yes... 534 00:38:16,303 --> 00:38:17,846 Come on, baby... 535 00:38:18,246 --> 00:38:20,874 I'll take you out for the city night. 536 00:38:31,944 --> 00:38:35,072 Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach. 537 00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:40,762 Austin, go. 538 00:39:40,762 --> 00:39:42,847 I'm almost there. 539 00:39:47,018 --> 00:39:49,103 Right hand on the green! 540 00:39:54,317 --> 00:39:56,402 Are you okay? 541 00:39:56,402 --> 00:39:57,445 Do you know? 542 00:39:57,445 --> 00:39:59,530 Wait one moment. I forgot something at the entrance. 543 00:40:00,573 --> 00:40:02,659 Why don't I take the stairs? 544 00:40:06,829 --> 00:40:11,000 Why take stairs? Can I take escalators? 545 00:40:17,256 --> 00:40:19,842 Why escalators Can I go by canoe? 546 00:40:23,513 --> 00:40:25,598 You know, I'm taking the elevator. 547 00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:36,025 Come drink champagne with me. 548 00:40:38,110 --> 00:40:39,153 Oh, I tripped. 549 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:42,481 I didn't have fun like that since high school. 550 00:40:42,781 --> 00:40:43,824 Sorry. 551 00:40:44,967 --> 00:40:45,610 Why? 552 00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,537 Sorry, but that insect isn't your ass had to die. 553 00:40:51,665 --> 00:40:55,294 Always wanting to have fun, That's you in a nutshell. 554 00:40:55,294 --> 00:40:56,879 No, that's me in a nutshell. 555 00:40:56,879 --> 00:40:58,422 Help! I'm in a nutshell! 556 00:40:58,422 --> 00:41:00,508 How I got in in this nutshell? 557 00:41:00,508 --> 00:41:03,135 Look at the size this huge thing... 558 00:41:03,135 --> 00:41:06,263 What kind of shell Do you have a nut like this? 559 00:41:06,263 --> 00:41:07,306 This is crazy. 560 00:41:11,234 --> 00:41:12,077 You're drunk. 561 00:41:12,177 --> 00:41:12,969 No, I'm not. 562 00:41:13,019 --> 00:41:13,762 Yes, yes you are. 563 00:41:13,862 --> 00:41:14,855 No, I'm the sensitive one. 564 00:41:15,305 --> 00:41:17,933 I'm always the one in control. 565 00:41:21,461 --> 00:41:22,204 Kiss me. 566 00:41:22,204 --> 00:41:23,046 I can't, honey. 567 00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:23,597 Why not? 568 00:41:23,747 --> 00:41:25,182 You're drunk. It's not correct. 569 00:41:25,632 --> 00:41:26,475 I'm not drunk. 570 00:41:26,475 --> 00:41:27,317 I'm starting to understand... 571 00:41:27,417 --> 00:41:29,503 what did my mother say about you all these years. 572 00:41:30,103 --> 00:41:31,145 I can't. 573 00:41:34,416 --> 00:41:35,959 Tell me about my mother in the sixties. 574 00:41:35,959 --> 00:41:37,544 I'm dying to know how she was. 575 00:41:39,387 --> 00:41:41,472 She was incredible. 576 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,486 Your father loved her very much. 577 00:41:49,014 --> 00:41:51,099 If there was someone else in this world... 578 00:41:51,099 --> 00:41:52,142 who could love her... 579 00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:56,313 and please her like your father, it would be me. 580 00:41:58,398 --> 00:42:01,526 But unfortunately... 581 00:42:05,697 --> 00:42:06,740 I lost her. 582 00:42:11,581 --> 00:42:14,581 Vanessa? Vanessa? 583 00:42:24,466 --> 00:42:26,551 Austin needs your hand. 584 00:42:38,021 --> 00:42:41,149 Here is Basil Exposition of British Intelligence. 585 00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:45,320 I want you to discover what part of Virtuacon plans... 586 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,906 something called Vulcan Project. 587 00:42:47,906 --> 00:42:51,576 Go to Alotta Fagina's suite immediately. 588 00:43:37,455 --> 00:43:38,497 Come on, baby, give it to me. 589 00:43:49,324 --> 00:43:52,453 She seems surprised to see me, Miss Fagina. 590 00:43:53,095 --> 00:43:57,266 What do you want... Mr. Cunningham, isn't it? 591 00:43:57,980 --> 00:44:00,515 Your boss, Number Two... 592 00:44:01,208 --> 00:44:05,571 I think he's involved in underworld business. 593 00:44:06,121 --> 00:44:07,514 How did you know? 594 00:44:08,107 --> 00:44:09,650 I didn't know, baby. 595 00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:11,435 You just told me. 596 00:44:12,105 --> 00:44:14,334 We can talk about business later. 597 00:44:14,734 --> 00:44:17,212 Let me put on something more comfortable. 598 00:44:17,562 --> 00:44:19,347 Oh, behave yourself. 599 00:44:30,474 --> 00:44:31,517 My God. 600 00:45:09,725 --> 00:45:10,767 Come in... 601 00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:14,938 I will show you everything you need to know. 602 00:45:45,619 --> 00:45:47,705 Can I rub it? 603 00:46:03,945 --> 00:46:04,988 That's good. 604 00:46:12,629 --> 00:46:17,493 In Japan, men come first, and women second. 605 00:46:17,943 --> 00:46:20,028 Sometimes not. 606 00:46:23,256 --> 00:46:25,842 Want some sak�? 607 00:46:25,942 --> 00:46:28,028 Sak� mo all over, baby. 608 00:46:45,153 --> 00:46:47,239 How do you feel, Mr. Cunningham? 609 00:46:49,282 --> 00:46:51,909 I feel extremely relaxed. 610 00:46:57,366 --> 00:47:00,744 How dare you drop yourself in front of me ("before me"=before me)? 611 00:47:00,894 --> 00:47:02,979 Sorry, I didn't know it was your turn. 612 00:47:06,950 --> 00:47:08,455 Forgive me for being rude. 613 00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:09,828 It wasn't me, it was my food. 614 00:47:09,978 --> 00:47:11,371 He just came out to say hello... 615 00:47:11,421 --> 00:47:13,506 and now it's gone forever. 616 00:47:14,149 --> 00:47:15,391 How beautiful. 617 00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:17,277 Thanks. 618 00:47:18,661 --> 00:47:20,197 Let's make love... 619 00:47:20,247 --> 00:47:23,875 My little hairy fool. 620 00:47:24,817 --> 00:47:26,903 I said: hello, vicar. 621 00:47:30,874 --> 00:47:31,916 It's right there. 622 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:35,295 It's the same. Take a good look. 623 00:47:41,001 --> 00:47:43,586 Austin Powers It's very close. 624 00:47:44,029 --> 00:47:45,572 Any suggestions? 625 00:47:47,557 --> 00:47:52,270 I created super advanced weapons to defeat Austin Powers. 626 00:47:53,713 --> 00:47:55,798 Let the robots come in! 627 00:48:11,439 --> 00:48:13,524 Come, robots! 628 00:48:15,610 --> 00:48:19,780 This is the latest in replica and android technology. 629 00:48:20,281 --> 00:48:23,951 Lethal, efficient, brutal. 630 00:48:23,951 --> 00:48:26,537 No man can resist your beauty. 631 00:48:27,079 --> 00:48:29,165 Let the guards come in! 632 00:48:33,336 --> 00:48:35,421 Kill these women. 633 00:48:59,903 --> 00:49:01,438 Impressive. 634 00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:03,967 Thank you, doctor. 635 00:49:04,617 --> 00:49:08,787 I like seeing girls of this...caliber. 636 00:49:11,915 --> 00:49:14,501 Caliber, of course... 637 00:49:14,501 --> 00:49:17,629 I mean it both ways, both in weapons... 638 00:49:17,629 --> 00:49:19,715 as are their excellent personalities. 639 00:49:19,715 --> 00:49:23,385 It has two meanings. Caliber... is a homonym... 640 00:49:26,513 --> 00:49:27,556 forget it. 641 00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:32,970 Go ahead, guys. 642 00:49:35,398 --> 00:49:37,983 Austin, I want to show you something. 643 00:49:38,483 --> 00:49:40,569 We will equip you with this. 644 00:49:40,569 --> 00:49:43,196 It looks like a watch, but in reality... 645 00:49:43,196 --> 00:49:45,782 It is a geographic positioner. 646 00:49:45,782 --> 00:49:47,367 Cool. 647 00:49:47,868 --> 00:49:49,453 And then there's this. 648 00:49:49,453 --> 00:49:50,996 Let me guess. 649 00:49:50,996 --> 00:49:53,081 Dental floss is a rope... 650 00:49:53,081 --> 00:49:56,209 toothpaste is a plastic explosive... 651 00:49:56,209 --> 00:49:59,280 and the brush is the detonator. 652 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:00,722 Not really. 653 00:50:01,223 --> 00:50:04,351 Since they froze you, We made great progress... 654 00:50:04,551 --> 00:50:06,136 in the field of dentistry. 655 00:50:06,636 --> 00:50:07,679 What do you mean? 656 00:50:08,221 --> 00:50:09,264 Nothing. 657 00:50:09,264 --> 00:50:11,850 Here is Basil. 658 00:50:13,435 --> 00:50:15,821 Let me inform you of something. 659 00:50:15,921 --> 00:50:18,899 Dr. Evil stole nuclear weapons... 660 00:50:19,049 --> 00:50:19,941 from Kreplachistan. 661 00:50:19,991 --> 00:50:24,704 There are only two things that scare me, and one of them is a nuclear war. 662 00:50:24,904 --> 00:50:25,597 What's the other one? 663 00:50:25,647 --> 00:50:26,690 As? 664 00:50:26,990 --> 00:50:28,825 What's the other thing that scares you? 665 00:50:29,176 --> 00:50:30,761 Gypsies. 666 00:50:31,603 --> 00:50:33,147 Circus people. 667 00:50:33,147 --> 00:50:34,189 Nomads. 668 00:50:34,789 --> 00:50:36,374 They smell like cabbage. 669 00:50:36,374 --> 00:50:37,917 Light hands. 670 00:50:39,502 --> 00:50:40,545 Yeah. 671 00:50:40,545 --> 00:50:43,673 Maybe these photos are the last pieces of the puzzle. 672 00:50:44,716 --> 00:50:47,302 I found out the details from Project Vulcan. 673 00:50:47,302 --> 00:50:49,929 Oh, good God. An underground missile? 674 00:50:49,929 --> 00:50:52,015 Where did you find this? 675 00:50:52,015 --> 00:50:54,100 Austin did a job of recognition last night... 676 00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:56,185 in Alotta Fagina's apartment. 677 00:50:57,228 --> 00:51:00,857 The next step Let's infiltrate Virtuacon. 678 00:51:00,857 --> 00:51:02,942 Any ideas? 679 00:51:04,528 --> 00:51:07,155 Virtuacon gives a guided tour At your premises every hour. 680 00:51:07,655 --> 00:51:10,241 I think we should disguise as tourists... 681 00:51:10,241 --> 00:51:13,369 to do an internal reconnaissance. 682 00:51:13,369 --> 00:51:14,954 Well done, Kensington. 683 00:51:14,954 --> 00:51:18,082 Austin, I want you to meet someone. 684 00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:21,711 That's my mother Mrs. Exposition. 685 00:51:21,711 --> 00:51:23,296 How are you? 686 00:51:26,424 --> 00:51:28,509 My God, what are you doing? 687 00:51:28,509 --> 00:51:31,637 That's not your mother. It's a man, baby! 688 00:51:32,138 --> 00:51:33,723 Get out! Let's go! 689 00:51:33,723 --> 00:51:36,851 Why doesn't this wig come off? 690 00:51:38,936 --> 00:51:40,479 Wait one moment. 691 00:51:40,479 --> 00:51:42,565 Let go of my mother! 692 00:51:44,150 --> 00:51:45,693 Are you okay? 693 00:51:46,235 --> 00:51:48,320 Austin, are you crazy? 694 00:51:49,363 --> 00:51:51,949 There are many explanations to give. 695 00:51:51,949 --> 00:51:54,577 Pardon me. I thought she was a man. 696 00:51:54,577 --> 00:51:57,163 Stop, you're talking about my mother! 697 00:51:57,163 --> 00:51:59,248 You have to admit that she is a little masculine. 698 00:51:59,248 --> 00:52:02,376 No offense, But if that is a woman... 699 00:52:02,376 --> 00:52:05,504 It looks like she was beaten with a drink. 700 00:52:06,046 --> 00:52:07,590 Sincerely, Austin. 701 00:52:13,345 --> 00:52:18,017 Surrender yourself to the beauty of your feelings and say so. 702 00:52:18,017 --> 00:52:19,601 Let's go. 703 00:52:20,102 --> 00:52:21,687 I love you, dad. 704 00:52:22,730 --> 00:52:24,815 I love you too, son. 705 00:52:31,071 --> 00:52:34,199 Guys, Today we have new people with us. 706 00:52:34,199 --> 00:52:38,871 Say hello to Scott and your father Mr...Avil? 707 00:52:38,871 --> 00:52:46,086 Evil, actually. Dr Evil. 708 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,925 Hello guys. 709 00:52:51,925 --> 00:52:54,511 Scott, Why don't we start with you? 710 00:52:54,511 --> 00:52:57,139 What brings you here today? 711 00:52:57,639 --> 00:53:00,767 I saw my father for the first time just 5 days ago. 712 00:53:00,767 --> 00:53:03,395 I've been frozen throughout his life. 713 00:53:03,395 --> 00:53:07,566 It's very nice to admit that. 714 00:53:07,566 --> 00:53:10,694 He's back now and wants me take over the family business. 715 00:53:11,194 --> 00:53:14,865 But, Scott, who will take possession of the world when I die? 716 00:53:14,865 --> 00:53:15,907 Listen to the words he used: 717 00:53:15,907 --> 00:53:19,035 "Who will take over of the world when I die?" 718 00:53:19,035 --> 00:53:22,163 This is what some of us think every now and then, right? 719 00:53:23,206 --> 00:53:26,334 What do you want to do, Scott? 720 00:53:26,334 --> 00:53:29,963 I don't know. I think I like animals... 721 00:53:29,963 --> 00:53:31,006 Maybe I'll become a veterinarian. 722 00:53:31,006 --> 00:53:32,048 An evil vet? 723 00:53:32,590 --> 00:53:35,719 No. Maybe I work at a zoo. 724 00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:37,262 An evil zoo? 725 00:53:37,262 --> 00:53:38,847 You're always doing that! 726 00:53:41,975 --> 00:53:44,060 I think he hates me. 727 00:53:44,060 --> 00:53:46,146 I think he wants to kill me. 728 00:53:46,146 --> 00:53:49,774 Scott, we here don't want kill anyone. 729 00:53:49,774 --> 00:53:51,860 Sometimes we can say we want... 730 00:53:51,860 --> 00:53:53,444 but we don't really want to. 731 00:53:54,487 --> 00:53:56,030 In fact, the kid is a little smart. 732 00:53:56,030 --> 00:54:00,201 I'm trying to kill you, but, until now, I haven't been able to. 733 00:54:00,201 --> 00:54:02,829 He is very smart, like his father. 734 00:54:04,914 --> 00:54:06,457 That's what I'm talking about. 735 00:54:09,085 --> 00:54:10,628 We heard you, Scott. 736 00:54:10,628 --> 00:54:13,756 Now tell us something about yourself. 737 00:54:13,756 --> 00:54:17,427 The details of my life are inconsequential. 738 00:54:18,469 --> 00:54:21,597 Please. Tell us about your childhood. 739 00:54:25,468 --> 00:54:27,554 You're okay, where do I start? 740 00:54:28,896 --> 00:54:32,024 My father He was an inexorable perfectionist,... 741 00:54:32,024 --> 00:54:33,568 owner of a factory of lingerie in Belgium... 742 00:54:33,568 --> 00:54:37,238 had a small narcolpsy and a penchant for stealing. 743 00:54:37,738 --> 00:54:40,866 My mother was a French prostitute 15 year old girl named Chloe... 744 00:54:40,866 --> 00:54:42,451 I had flat feet. 745 00:54:42,952 --> 00:54:46,080 My father became homosexual and drunk. 746 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,165 He made outrageous allegations... 747 00:54:48,165 --> 00:54:50,251 for inventing the question mark. 748 00:54:50,251 --> 00:54:53,921 Accused important people of being lazy... 749 00:54:53,921 --> 00:54:56,507 the type of personality that... 750 00:54:56,507 --> 00:55:00,177 only a genius possesses, and the insane person regrets not having it. 751 00:55:01,220 --> 00:55:03,305 My childhood was typical 752 00:55:03,806 --> 00:55:06,934 summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. 753 00:55:07,476 --> 00:55:10,062 In the spring, we made meat helmets. 754 00:55:10,062 --> 00:55:11,105 When I disobeyed... 755 00:55:11,105 --> 00:55:14,775 they put me in a bag and they beat me with a reed. 756 00:55:14,775 --> 00:55:16,860 Which was very common. 757 00:55:17,361 --> 00:55:19,989 At 12 years old, I received my first diploma. 758 00:55:20,489 --> 00:55:22,574 At 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma... 759 00:55:22,574 --> 00:55:26,245 made me a ritual in which he cut off my testicles. 760 00:55:26,245 --> 00:55:29,373 There's nothing like remove the scrotum. 761 00:55:29,373 --> 00:55:32,501 It's very tiring. I suggest you do. 762 00:55:32,501 --> 00:55:34,586 You know, we have to stop. 763 00:55:36,130 --> 00:55:37,714 Austin, Can I tell you something? 764 00:55:37,714 --> 00:55:39,258 Of course you can. 765 00:55:41,885 --> 00:55:44,921 I know I'm being neurotic, but I can't take it anymore... 766 00:55:45,071 --> 00:55:48,041 this feeling of suspicion about the Italian secretary. 767 00:55:48,141 --> 00:55:49,977 You know, Miss Fagina... 768 00:55:50,227 --> 00:55:51,770 I don't want seem paranoid... 769 00:55:51,770 --> 00:55:54,398 but in the past I had some bad luck in my relationships... 770 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,526 and I gained a reputation for being jealous. 771 00:55:57,526 --> 00:55:58,568 I'm sorry. 772 00:55:58,568 --> 00:56:00,654 Don't be sorry, baby. 773 00:56:00,954 --> 00:56:02,539 You have reasons to be suspicious. 774 00:56:02,839 --> 00:56:04,225 I ate it. 775 00:56:04,725 --> 00:56:05,617 What? 776 00:56:05,667 --> 00:56:07,553 I ate it, baby! 777 00:56:08,695 --> 00:56:11,774 I don't believe it. She was disgusting. 778 00:56:12,124 --> 00:56:14,209 Saucer of milk, table two. 779 00:56:14,752 --> 00:56:15,994 But did you at least use protection? 780 00:56:16,294 --> 00:56:19,422 Of course. I had the my nine-millimeter automatic. 781 00:56:19,923 --> 00:56:22,551 I asked you if you used a condom? 782 00:56:24,094 --> 00:56:26,179 Only the sailors use condoms, baby. 783 00:56:26,179 --> 00:56:27,764 Not in the nineties. 784 00:56:27,764 --> 00:56:29,307 Well, but they should use it, those filthy beggars. 785 00:56:29,307 --> 00:56:30,892 They move from port to port. 786 00:56:31,935 --> 00:56:34,020 There is no problem at all. 787 00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:36,106 Alotta means nothing to me. 788 00:56:36,106 --> 00:56:38,191 But, it means to me. 789 00:56:38,534 --> 00:56:40,427 Austin, if you want to have a relationship... 790 00:56:40,477 --> 00:56:43,105 get it in your head that times have changed. 791 00:56:43,405 --> 00:56:45,690 You can't walk around eat everyone. 792 00:56:45,790 --> 00:56:48,418 And even if you could, I couldn't, because I don't like it. 793 00:56:53,332 --> 00:56:54,374 You are everything to me. 794 00:56:55,274 --> 00:56:56,810 You don't understand, do you? 795 00:56:59,045 --> 00:57:00,088 Good evening, Austin. 796 00:57:01,631 --> 00:57:03,716 Welcome to the nineties. 797 00:57:03,716 --> 00:57:05,301 You'll be alone. 798 00:57:31,369 --> 00:57:33,454 Peace. 799 00:57:39,168 --> 00:57:41,796 Jimi Hendrix...deceased. 800 00:57:42,296 --> 00:57:43,881 Drugs. 801 00:57:44,382 --> 00:57:47,009 Janis Joplin. 802 00:57:47,009 --> 00:57:48,552 Deceased, alcohol. 803 00:57:49,095 --> 00:57:50,137 Mama Cass. 804 00:57:50,638 --> 00:57:53,265 Deceased, ham sandwich. 805 00:58:33,931 --> 00:58:34,973 Good morning, Austin. 806 00:58:37,059 --> 00:58:38,602 I sometimes forget... 807 00:58:38,602 --> 00:58:40,187 of what you lost in the last few 30 years. 808 00:58:41,730 --> 00:58:43,315 The fall of the Berlin Wall... 809 00:58:43,315 --> 00:58:45,400 The first woman to be Prime Minister... 810 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,486 The end of apartheid. 811 00:58:47,486 --> 00:58:50,614 Yeah, and I can't believe it that Liberace was a fagot. 812 00:58:51,114 --> 00:58:52,699 I mean, women loved him. 813 00:58:52,699 --> 00:58:54,243 I wasn't expecting this. 814 00:58:55,827 --> 00:58:57,371 The visit is starting... 815 00:58:57,371 --> 00:58:58,956 therefore, feel, please... 816 00:58:59,998 --> 00:59:03,126 Welcome to Virtuacon, the company of the future. 817 00:59:03,126 --> 00:59:05,712 Virtuacon is the leader in the production of various articles... 818 00:59:05,712 --> 00:59:07,348 that you have in your own homes. 819 00:59:07,398 --> 00:59:08,740 Do you think she is prettier than me? 820 00:59:09,340 --> 00:59:10,383 Who? 821 00:59:10,425 --> 00:59:11,468 You know who. 822 00:59:12,511 --> 00:59:14,054 Oh, the Italian. 823 00:59:14,054 --> 00:59:16,681 No, baby. She's horrible. 824 00:59:16,681 --> 00:59:18,767 I think you're amazing, baby. 825 00:59:18,767 --> 00:59:20,852 You're great. You are perfect. 826 00:59:20,852 --> 00:59:23,438 We produce action, petroleum derivatives... 827 00:59:23,438 --> 00:59:25,023 and volatile substances. 828 00:59:25,023 --> 00:59:28,151 Don't worry about the Italian. 829 00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:30,237 It's like municipal bicycles. 830 00:59:30,237 --> 00:59:32,322 Everyone has already ridden in it. 831 00:59:33,865 --> 00:59:35,951 to your right, you have a door... 832 00:59:35,951 --> 00:59:38,378 which will lead to a restricted area. 833 00:59:38,478 --> 00:59:40,364 Where is it personal authorized is admitted... 834 00:59:40,464 --> 00:59:42,049 I'll stay with him. 835 00:59:42,249 --> 00:59:43,792 And you with her. 836 00:59:58,890 --> 00:59:59,933 Let's go. 837 01:00:00,392 --> 01:00:03,570 This is Bolton. We have a problem. 838 01:00:11,862 --> 01:00:12,904 Judo Blow! 839 01:00:16,432 --> 01:00:17,475 They're coming! 840 01:00:17,976 --> 01:00:19,561 Wait. I'm going to end this. 841 01:00:20,061 --> 01:00:21,646 Careful. Get out! 842 01:00:24,774 --> 01:00:25,817 Careful, Austin. 843 01:00:47,835 --> 01:00:49,513 Thank God, we made it. 844 01:00:49,663 --> 01:00:51,456 Okay, stay calm, baby. 845 01:01:16,811 --> 01:01:18,304 Mr Powers! 846 01:01:19,359 --> 01:01:21,994 Welcome to my underground home. 847 01:01:22,244 --> 01:01:24,129 You showed up at the right time. 848 01:01:24,229 --> 01:01:25,572 Enjoy the show. 849 01:01:32,071 --> 01:01:35,199 Gentlemen, I present to you Vulcan... 850 01:01:36,042 --> 01:01:39,770 the most powerful puncher underground of the world. 851 01:01:39,970 --> 01:01:42,055 Doesn't that turn you off? 852 01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:43,141 Not now, Austin. 853 01:01:43,541 --> 01:01:46,169 Very powerful, can penetrate in the earth's crust... 854 01:01:46,569 --> 01:01:48,855 with a load of 50 tons of nuclear weapons... 855 01:01:48,955 --> 01:01:51,282 until the hot liquid from the interior of the Earth. 856 01:01:51,382 --> 01:01:56,596 After the detonation, all volcanoes of the Earth will erupt. 857 01:01:59,724 --> 01:02:02,852 It seems we have no choice except pay the money. 858 01:02:03,652 --> 01:02:06,780 You have my instructions. Goodbye. 859 01:02:08,766 --> 01:02:11,894 Give me this, butthead. This girl has three tits. 860 01:02:13,679 --> 01:02:15,764 How many asses will she have? 861 01:02:22,521 --> 01:02:26,099 Like the your futuristic clothes, Mr Powers? 862 01:02:26,491 --> 01:02:28,577 I was the one who designed them. 863 01:02:43,704 --> 01:02:44,354 Scott! 864 01:02:44,817 --> 01:02:46,945 Scott, my boy, how are you? 865 01:02:47,345 --> 01:02:48,238 How was your day? 866 01:02:48,388 --> 01:02:51,216 Me and my friend Sweet Jay went It's that arcade in town. 867 01:02:51,416 --> 01:02:54,244 They didn't speak English, and Jay started to fight... 868 01:02:54,544 --> 01:02:57,122 and he was bothering me because I don't speak French. 869 01:02:57,372 --> 01:02:58,908 and then the guy said something in French... 870 01:02:59,158 --> 01:03:00,401 and we said, "Depart." 871 01:03:00,601 --> 01:03:01,643 and they said, "Get out of here." 872 01:03:02,043 --> 01:03:04,129 and we said, "Force us to leave." 873 01:03:04,129 --> 01:03:05,171 It was cool. 874 01:03:06,215 --> 01:03:07,257 Fascinating. 875 01:03:07,599 --> 01:03:09,685 What are your plans for tonight? 876 01:03:09,685 --> 01:03:10,728 I think I'll stay at home. 877 01:03:10,928 --> 01:03:13,263 It will make a good comedy film at Skinimax. 878 01:03:13,313 --> 01:03:16,441 And that's how you want to live your life? 879 01:03:27,711 --> 01:03:33,967 Scott, I want you to know his father's enemy, Austin Powers. 880 01:03:35,010 --> 01:03:38,138 Are you feeding him? Why don't you kill him? 881 01:03:38,238 --> 01:03:40,323 I had a better idea. 882 01:03:40,623 --> 01:03:44,252 I'll put you in a situation where it will be easy for him to escape... 883 01:03:44,252 --> 01:03:47,380 and which involves a elaborate and exotic death. 884 01:03:48,365 --> 01:03:50,108 Why not do you just shoot him? 885 01:03:50,308 --> 01:03:51,993 I'm going to get a gun. Let's shoot him together. 886 01:03:52,093 --> 01:03:54,871 It'll be cool. Bang! Dead. Ready. 887 01:03:55,021 --> 01:03:57,157 One more word and You're grounded, boy... 888 01:03:57,407 --> 01:03:58,992 I'm not kidding. 889 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,313 Okay. Let's get started. 890 01:04:03,984 --> 01:04:05,148 Dr Evil. 891 01:04:05,448 --> 01:04:07,576 Do you really expect them to pay you? 892 01:04:08,062 --> 01:04:13,390 No, Mr. Powers... I hope they die. 893 01:04:14,933 --> 01:04:16,768 Even if they pay me the money... 894 01:04:16,818 --> 01:04:18,504 I will melt every city on the planet... 895 01:04:18,804 --> 01:04:20,388 with a hot and liquid magma. 896 01:04:23,517 --> 01:04:24,809 Release the sharks! 897 01:04:26,502 --> 01:04:28,045 Will repair that all sharks... 898 01:04:28,045 --> 01:04:29,923 have lasers stuck to the head. 899 01:04:30,073 --> 01:04:33,201 I think all creatures They deserve a good meal. 900 01:04:35,286 --> 01:04:38,414 Dr. Evil, it's about sharks. 901 01:04:39,457 --> 01:04:40,500 When you were frozen... 902 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:43,628 they went into extinction. 903 01:04:43,628 --> 01:04:45,171 We tried to catch some... 904 01:04:45,171 --> 01:04:47,799 but it would take months, That's why we gave up. 905 01:04:49,342 --> 01:04:51,969 I only demand one thing... 906 01:04:51,969 --> 01:04:54,055 What if I have sharks... 907 01:04:54,055 --> 01:04:57,183 with lasers stuck in their heads! 908 01:04:57,683 --> 01:05:00,812 Of course, my colleague Cyclops informed me... 909 01:05:00,812 --> 01:05:02,396 that this is not possible. 910 01:05:02,897 --> 01:05:05,525 Can you tell me what do I pay you for? 911 01:05:05,525 --> 01:05:07,610 Honestly, tell me. 912 01:05:08,653 --> 01:05:09,695 What do we have? 913 01:05:10,738 --> 01:05:11,781 Labros do mar. 914 01:05:17,594 --> 01:05:20,722 They are mutant sea bream. 915 01:05:20,722 --> 01:05:23,701 Seriously? Are they aggressive? 916 01:05:23,951 --> 01:05:24,994 For sure. 917 01:05:24,994 --> 01:05:26,579 It's a start. 918 01:05:27,179 --> 01:05:28,064 Alright, guard... 919 01:05:28,064 --> 01:05:31,192 start with the unnecessary and slow immersion movement. 920 01:05:33,878 --> 01:05:34,921 Close the doors! 921 01:05:37,706 --> 01:05:39,291 Aren't you going to watch? 922 01:05:39,291 --> 01:05:40,334 They can run away. 923 01:05:41,276 --> 01:05:42,820 I'll leave you alone... 924 01:05:42,820 --> 01:05:44,355 and I will not testify his death. 925 01:05:44,705 --> 01:05:47,333 I will assume that everything went according to plan. 926 01:05:48,475 --> 01:05:50,018 I have a gun in my room. 927 01:05:50,218 --> 01:05:51,803 Give me five seconds, for me to go get it. 928 01:05:52,003 --> 01:05:55,724 I come back here, and boom! I blow their heads off. 929 01:05:57,660 --> 01:05:59,995 You don't understand, do you? 930 01:06:00,445 --> 01:06:01,488 You don't understand. 931 01:06:03,273 --> 01:06:04,316 It doesn't make sense. 932 01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:15,985 -Knock knock. -Who's there? 933 01:06:18,071 --> 01:06:20,156 Let me tell you the story from a man named "shh"! 934 01:06:20,984 --> 01:06:24,920 Before you started, that was an early "shh"! 935 01:06:24,970 --> 01:06:28,655 Know that I have many bags of "shh" to you... with your name on them. 936 01:06:34,354 --> 01:06:35,397 What's your plan? 937 01:06:35,697 --> 01:06:38,325 First, I'll try to save myself... 938 01:06:38,825 --> 01:06:41,153 then let's get together and make a new plan. 939 01:06:41,353 --> 01:06:42,396 Any ideas? 940 01:06:43,238 --> 01:06:44,281 Wait one moment. 941 01:06:46,424 --> 01:06:48,510 I always have it with me, in case you need it. 942 01:06:49,052 --> 01:06:52,180 I already understood. I have ugly teeth. 943 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:56,351 No, Austin. Dental floss is for take us to the edge. 944 01:07:01,564 --> 01:07:04,692 I achieved. Toothpaste. 945 01:07:09,664 --> 01:07:10,706 Judo strike! 946 01:07:13,334 --> 01:07:14,377 Hold on! 947 01:07:23,761 --> 01:07:24,804 Judo strike. 948 01:07:40,787 --> 01:07:42,872 It's not a good time to lose your head. 949 01:07:43,272 --> 01:07:44,315 You can believe it. 950 01:07:45,776 --> 01:07:47,862 This is not the way to move forward in life. 951 01:07:50,371 --> 01:07:52,457 It's a shame he won't be a blockhead. 952 01:07:55,042 --> 01:07:57,670 He will never be the leader of a large organization. 953 01:07:57,670 --> 01:07:58,713 That's enough. 954 01:08:05,570 --> 01:08:07,114 What are we going to do now? 955 01:08:07,956 --> 01:08:09,734 There is an emergency exit there. Go get help. 956 01:08:10,084 --> 01:08:12,169 I will stay here to watch over Dr. Evil. 957 01:08:13,012 --> 01:08:14,405 Okay, I won't be long. 958 01:08:16,741 --> 01:08:17,941 Listen, Vanessa! 959 01:08:20,669 --> 01:08:23,797 Whatever happens, I want you to know... 960 01:08:24,097 --> 01:08:27,767 that I feel very bad about Italian. 961 01:08:29,252 --> 01:08:30,295 What I'm trying to say is... 962 01:08:32,038 --> 01:08:34,666 if you want me like a one-woman man... 963 01:08:35,066 --> 01:08:36,651 It's going to be spectacular, baby. 964 01:08:38,194 --> 01:08:40,279 Behave yourself. 965 01:09:16,774 --> 01:09:17,817 Listen, everyone. 966 01:09:18,559 --> 01:09:20,645 Let's talk our main objective. 967 01:09:21,988 --> 01:09:24,616 The Vulcan project will begin. 968 01:09:27,944 --> 01:09:31,072 Scott, don't you want to see What does your father do for a living? 969 01:09:31,672 --> 01:09:32,365 Suck us. 970 01:09:32,515 --> 01:09:33,558 As? 971 01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:35,443 Show me. 972 01:09:49,140 --> 01:09:50,183 Prepare Vulcan. 973 01:10:05,781 --> 01:10:07,866 Bring the warheads. 974 01:10:41,975 --> 01:10:45,103 Want some fun? 975 01:10:45,403 --> 01:10:48,532 Actually, no... I have to save the world. 976 01:10:59,501 --> 01:11:00,544 Is it cold here? 977 01:11:18,228 --> 01:11:19,813 Arm the probe. 978 01:11:38,581 --> 01:11:40,667 I have to catch Dr. Evil. 979 01:11:43,795 --> 01:11:45,880 Baseball, cold water. 980 01:11:47,965 --> 01:11:49,008 Give up, Mr. Powers. 981 01:11:49,008 --> 01:11:52,637 To Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. 982 01:11:54,864 --> 01:11:55,907 Sirs. 983 01:12:00,478 --> 01:12:02,063 Let's go. 984 01:12:09,763 --> 01:12:11,848 You can't resist us. 985 01:12:14,576 --> 01:12:16,119 On the contrary, baby. 986 01:12:16,319 --> 01:12:18,946 I think you are the ones they don't resist me. 987 01:13:47,976 --> 01:13:49,561 It's not what it seems. 988 01:13:51,004 --> 01:13:52,247 Go ahead, guys. 989 01:13:52,489 --> 01:13:53,532 Also. 990 01:13:55,518 --> 01:13:56,560 Vanessa, I can explain. 991 01:13:56,860 --> 01:13:59,739 What happened is that I I was going to get Dr. Evil. 992 01:14:00,289 --> 01:14:01,724 And suddenly, the robots appeared... 993 01:14:02,074 --> 01:14:03,659 and they started coming at me with that mess. 994 01:14:04,559 --> 01:14:08,188 So I thought I'd use my mojo to curb their mojo. 995 01:14:08,188 --> 01:14:11,316 After you have started, the Their heads began to explode. 996 01:14:11,316 --> 01:14:14,986 You know, that thing, and I I ended up here in my underwear... 997 01:14:17,172 --> 01:14:18,215 I believe in you. 998 01:14:18,357 --> 01:14:19,400 Now, get dressed. 999 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:20,842 Shocking, baby. 1000 01:14:22,185 --> 01:14:23,228 Onward, boys. 1001 01:14:28,241 --> 01:14:31,369 To be launched the underground probe. 1002 01:14:35,140 --> 01:14:38,268 Begin penetration initial crust. 1003 01:14:41,696 --> 01:14:46,910 Underground nuclear detonation within three minutes. 1004 01:15:03,593 --> 01:15:04,636 In front! 1005 01:15:19,734 --> 01:15:21,319 Oh, I tripped! 1006 01:15:23,404 --> 01:15:25,490 Open the door! 1007 01:16:01,984 --> 01:16:03,527 Now, Dr. Evil. 1008 01:16:07,698 --> 01:16:10,326 I want chicken, I want liver. 1009 01:16:10,326 --> 01:16:13,454 Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver. 1010 01:16:14,297 --> 01:16:16,382 This time I got you, Dr. Evil. 1011 01:16:17,625 --> 01:16:19,210 Very good, Mr. Powers. 1012 01:16:20,453 --> 01:16:23,581 We're not that different, you and me. 1013 01:16:24,624 --> 01:16:29,837 Anyway, don't you think it's ironic, that everything you like:... 1014 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:36,594 Free love, swing parties, etc., whether in the nineties... 1015 01:16:36,594 --> 01:16:41,307 considered...evil? 1016 01:16:42,350 --> 01:16:44,935 We, swingers, we revolted against... 1017 01:16:44,935 --> 01:16:47,021 people like you... 1018 01:16:47,021 --> 01:16:50,149 who only think in money and world domination. 1019 01:16:50,149 --> 01:16:51,734 We were innocent, man. 1020 01:16:51,734 --> 01:16:55,905 If we knew the consequences of our sexual liberation... 1021 01:16:55,905 --> 01:16:57,448 we would have done things differently... 1022 01:16:57,448 --> 01:16:59,533 but the spirit which stayed the same. 1023 01:16:59,533 --> 01:17:02,161 It's freedom, baby. 1024 01:17:02,161 --> 01:17:03,204 Face it. 1025 01:17:04,747 --> 01:17:06,332 Freedom no longer exists. 1026 01:17:06,332 --> 01:17:08,417 No, man, freedom is not over. 1027 01:17:08,417 --> 01:17:12,588 Now, we have freedom and responsibility. 1028 01:17:12,588 --> 01:17:14,673 It's a really cool time. 1029 01:17:14,673 --> 01:17:17,801 There is nothing more pathetic than a responsible hippie. 1030 01:17:18,302 --> 01:17:20,929 Okay, bald. Shut up. 1031 01:17:20,929 --> 01:17:23,015 Let's go. Quickly. Hurry up. 1032 01:17:24,058 --> 01:17:25,601 Not so fast. 1033 01:17:25,601 --> 01:17:29,271 It seems like the tables have turned, Mr. Powers. 1034 01:17:29,271 --> 01:17:31,857 Keep going, Austin. Don't worry about me. 1035 01:17:31,857 --> 01:17:33,942 I can go get my Sega, I can't, dad? 1036 01:17:34,985 --> 01:17:38,113 It looks like the table turned around again, Dr. Evil. 1037 01:17:38,113 --> 01:17:40,199 Not really. Kill this little bastard. 1038 01:17:40,199 --> 01:17:41,783 Come on if I care. 1039 01:17:41,783 --> 01:17:43,869 But, dad, we just had a group session. 1040 01:17:43,869 --> 01:17:46,455 I liquidated the group, my shit. 1041 01:17:46,455 --> 01:17:48,040 They were insolent. 1042 01:17:48,540 --> 01:17:50,125 I hate you! 1043 01:17:50,125 --> 01:17:52,711 I wish you hadn't been created artificially in a laboratory. 1044 01:17:52,711 --> 01:17:55,339 Scott, you hurt your father when saying this. 1045 01:17:59,509 --> 01:18:01,053 You arrived at the right time. 1046 01:18:01,053 --> 01:18:02,637 Go ahead. Finish him off. 1047 01:18:05,766 --> 01:18:06,808 What? 1048 01:18:06,808 --> 01:18:10,979 Dr. Mal, I lost 30 years of my life... 1049 01:18:10,979 --> 01:18:13,064 to transform this evil empire... 1050 01:18:13,064 --> 01:18:15,150 in a large multinational. 1051 01:18:16,193 --> 01:18:18,278 I was going to have my story told in Forbes. 1052 01:18:19,321 --> 01:18:22,449 But you, as an idiot that you are, I wanted to dominate the world... 1053 01:18:22,449 --> 01:18:24,534 and didn't realize that the world no longer exists. 1054 01:18:25,577 --> 01:18:26,620 There are only companies. 1055 01:18:26,620 --> 01:18:28,163 Silence, Number Two! 1056 01:18:28,705 --> 01:18:31,833 I'm already fed up with you to disturb me. 1057 01:18:37,047 --> 01:18:40,175 I have a proposal that you might find interesting. 1058 01:18:41,718 --> 01:18:43,303 Okay. I've seen enough. 1059 01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:49,559 Judo strike! 1060 01:18:52,687 --> 01:18:55,273 The complex will self-destruct. 1061 01:19:01,029 --> 01:19:02,071 Let's go! Quickly! 1062 01:19:04,157 --> 01:19:06,242 This is going to explode! 1063 01:20:08,674 --> 01:20:10,759 I love you, Mr. Powers. 1064 01:20:10,959 --> 01:20:14,087 And I love you, Mrs. Powers. 1065 01:20:16,615 --> 01:20:18,701 It must be Basil Exposition. 1066 01:20:19,744 --> 01:20:21,829 Ignore him, Austin. Go back to bed. 1067 01:20:21,829 --> 01:20:23,372 Duty calls me, baby. 1068 01:20:30,171 --> 01:20:32,256 I hope I'm not getting in the way your honeymoon. 1069 01:20:32,856 --> 01:20:34,941 No, it's not, Basil. 1070 01:20:34,941 --> 01:20:37,177 You received the fruit basket What did I send you? 1071 01:20:37,427 --> 01:20:39,655 Yes, we do, Basil, but you sent a lot of fruit. 1072 01:20:39,855 --> 01:20:41,940 I'll have to send some to my mother. 1073 01:20:43,183 --> 01:20:44,226 Don't forget these. 1074 01:20:44,626 --> 01:20:45,318 Thanks. 1075 01:20:45,468 --> 01:20:46,511 There you go. 1076 01:20:46,854 --> 01:20:48,296 Did you receive my other gift? 1077 01:20:48,796 --> 01:20:49,839 We received. 1078 01:20:50,082 --> 01:20:52,167 Yes, Basil, nice shelf. 1079 01:20:53,410 --> 01:20:55,495 But who was it? Did you give us this painting? 1080 01:20:55,895 --> 01:20:57,631 It's bizarre. 1081 01:20:57,923 --> 01:21:01,352 As you know, Dr. Evil escaped in his rocket... 1082 01:21:01,952 --> 01:21:04,037 and disappeared of our radars. 1083 01:21:04,580 --> 01:21:05,965 Wait. Coffee? 1084 01:21:06,115 --> 01:21:07,865 Oh, yes, please. -OK thanks. 1085 01:21:08,950 --> 01:21:13,121 And, Vanessa, by the way, you are now a full agent. 1086 01:21:13,321 --> 01:21:15,407 That's fantastic, Basil! Thanks. 1087 01:21:15,907 --> 01:21:17,892 Milk? -Yes, please. 1088 01:21:18,492 --> 01:21:20,570 Austin, Your Majesty, The Queen informed me... 1089 01:21:20,620 --> 01:21:22,706 that you will be knighted. 1090 01:21:23,306 --> 01:21:24,891 Shocking! 1091 01:21:25,091 --> 01:21:27,119 May you be lucky! 1092 01:21:27,733 --> 01:21:28,775 Thank you, Basil. 1093 01:21:30,889 --> 01:21:31,931 You know, Vanessa... 1094 01:21:32,432 --> 01:21:35,060 I will never forget the first time I saw you. 1095 01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:38,188 You were incredibly beautiful... 1096 01:21:39,330 --> 01:21:41,416 incredibly sexy... 1097 01:21:42,458 --> 01:21:44,544 I knew I had to have you... 1098 01:21:45,387 --> 01:21:46,930 at that moment. 1099 01:21:49,257 --> 01:21:51,343 Did you feel the same? 1100 01:21:52,043 --> 01:21:55,171 In fact, I couldn't let go to notice your teeth. 1101 01:21:57,557 --> 01:22:00,685 I ordered champagne. Between! 1102 01:22:00,827 --> 01:22:01,870 Charming, Austin. 1103 01:22:02,170 --> 01:22:04,155 It's fine there. Thanks. 1104 01:22:04,155 --> 01:22:05,941 Let's go to the balcony. It's a beautiful night. 1105 01:22:05,941 --> 01:22:06,983 We can look at the stars. 1106 01:22:08,026 --> 01:22:09,069 What a shocking idea, baby. 1107 01:22:14,582 --> 01:22:15,625 Careful! 1108 01:22:19,053 --> 01:22:21,138 That really hurt! 1109 01:22:21,881 --> 01:22:23,966 I'm going to have a rooster here, my idiot. 1110 01:22:24,467 --> 01:22:27,095 Who throws a shoe? Sincerely. 1111 01:22:28,437 --> 01:22:30,523 Fight like a woman. 1112 01:22:48,019 --> 01:22:50,347 Seriously, it's not mine. 1113 01:22:50,647 --> 01:22:51,690 That's not it, use it. 1114 01:23:17,543 --> 01:23:19,971 See how beautiful the sky is. 1115 01:23:20,071 --> 01:23:21,614 Isn't that Big Dipper? 1116 01:23:22,157 --> 01:23:24,592 �, and that one seems be Uranus. 1117 01:23:27,913 --> 01:23:30,248 I never saw that one star before. 1118 01:23:30,498 --> 01:23:31,541 What is that? 1119 01:23:35,069 --> 01:23:36,112 My God. 1120 01:23:41,526 --> 01:23:44,153 I'll catch you, Austin Powers. 1121 01:23:44,896 --> 01:23:48,024 It's freezing cold here, Mr. Bigglesworth.